Sour Strips? From Haribo? It’s about time!

Sour Strips? From Haribo? It’s about time!
these…are different.
Come on let’s take the long cut
I think that’s what we need
We've reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls around, it seems that there's no end to the variety of bags of jelly beans you can find at the pharmacy or local Target. They all have one thing in common...
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of “Do They Know it’s Christmas?”. Didn’t make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use “smurf” as a verb, so I’m gonnna Smurf the same.
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans…this bag says “hell no!” and begs to arrive at your doorstep
PINK
Yeah. That's what these translate to using Google Translate. It's nice to know there's so much functional technology on the web. I'm pretty sure these have nothing to do with boobs, but let's just keep pretending that they do. This bag is fresh off the boat...
I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I’m not playing tennis over here-don’t need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.
Joy! More cream!
Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.